So on 9/10 I had this insane dream. 

Nigthmare if you will! 

It was me looking at some sort of polygonal object that was growing (it was brown colored like poop) and it kept growing into a huge mass  (kinda like my poop actually).  I decided to run from it, and when looking into the sky, I noticed the clouds had begun to form a a vacuum and the atmosphere was being ripped into space.  The polygonal mass was in the eye of the vacuum.  Yeah, i’m pretty much fucking Nostradamus, and i dont mean fucking Nostradamus, but more like fucking Nostradamus.  Because if you have been at all reading your wikigoogle, than you would know that 9/10 at 1:23 PST (or something around there) they shot some photon torpedo down the LHC (large hadron collider for my stoney peeps) for the first time.  I dont want to bore you with the conspiracy stuff (EVEN THOUGH I LOVE CONSPIRACY STUFF), but here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twOlUWno7YE&feature=related

Yeah i totally picked the one with the phatty music, you can thank me later for filtering out the boring ones.

Anyway, so check this out.  Mayan Calendar ends in 2012 (4 years from now), some smart physicist dude thinks a micro black hole will be created by the LHC on (10/9/2008?) will take 50 months to envelope the earth (roughly 4 years).  Now get this! OBAMA will probably be our prez for 4 years meaning he might be the antichrist.  Cause common my man, he is damn good looking and a speaker to boot!

Picture for comparison mi amigos, i would draw some horns on there but i’m too damn lazy. 

Anyway you heard it hear first.  Now i had that restaurant review for ya somewhere, but i seem to have misplaced it.  Gimme a sec while i find my thingy…

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