Online Dating is becoming very popular nowadays and with this guy’s skills it’s really no wonder. I especially like his Winnie the Pooh spelling of ‘hunny’. This is a real match.com message. Get ready to be wooed:

Hey Dear

How re u doin princess i most say u really look charming hunny i cant ….believe a lovely pretty lady like u is still single even though u are single i know men will cos the reason why you re , But i just wanna tell you now tht someone has interest in you which is me Cos i love ur cute smile it almost sent me into heavens when i saw it…i would like to see meet u in person so u can smile for me in person is’t that good?……everyman needs a lovely charming princess like u to be with hunny…u got a lovely eyes that could make me vanish within a twinkle of an eyes hunny….i love ur teeths no gaps, ur hair so sturnishing like d lovely moonlight hunny…..i will like to us to talk this over getting to know each other who knows if this special moment might turn destiny….do u have yahoo messanger so we can chat o know eachother ..better.

my.. IM is XXXXXX and my msn im is XXXXXXyou can also mail me there so we can know each other better.please add me to your IM and my number is XXXXXX

So if you are still scared to get into online dating, there are actually online dating coaches. Here is a NPR article/interview covering the topic.

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