The Ticket Assassin takes on Traffic Violations

The streets really aren’t safe anymore. There are red light cameras on every block, traffic cops are shooting to kill, and even Paris and Lindsey can’t get away with DUIs. The Ticket Assassin is our only hope. He offers step by step guidance to traffic violators in California. The Ticket Assassin really is Bernard Mulroy, who taught “Comedy” Traffic School for years before starting his website. He goes under the alias “Patrick” and his sound advice has gotten many people out of their traffic beefs.

The best part about the Ticket Assassin’s advice is that he understands how lazy many people are about going to court. His whole program is focused on a “Trial by Mail with a Written Declaration”.

The best resources for fighting tickets are kept in the Shareware Document Library. It costs $25 and contains real examples, specific court documents, and easy to use guidelines for fighting various traffic tickets. Also with the $25 membership, Patrick aka The Ticket Assassin will answer emails related to your specific Traffic Case. Again, his whole method is about fighting tickets through the mail.

So don’t slow down when you see the police or a traffic camera at an intersection.

Now that you can fight all your speeding tickets effectively, it may be time to get that new Nissan Skyline GTR with a footprint gas pedal .

8 responses so far ↓

1 Lori // Oct 29, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Bernard “Patrick” Mulroy — the Ticket Assassin — has a great site and I used the information to successfully fight a ticket. Unfortunately, when I paid $25 and wanted access to the special shareware site, I never received a response even after multiple attempts to contact him. The site promised immediate access to the “shareware annex” upon paying the $25. This simply did not happen.

Lori
2 Demarcus // Jan 27, 2009 at 4:52 pm

I personally do not like this car because I’m used to the original Japanese gt but my son has the american one and he says its better than the japanese version so where going to have to see about that. we are going to the track today and i might kill him (raceing that is)
3 lizin // Mar 22, 2009 at 3:52 pm

i goddamn love dis new skyline,i wish they will sell this kind of car in my country
4 /\jay // Mar 25, 2009 at 11:53 pm

I am currently fighting a speeding ticket using the ticket assassins method. I will update you with the outcome (fingers crossed).

btw, I finally saw the skyline in person finally and it looks sweeeeeeet.
5 JANET JUBILEE // Apr 10, 2009 at 8:54 am

My rolling stop sign ticket was dropped, only because I chose to to the traffic school BEFORE I went to court. I still feel as though I lost because the school makes me look like I was guilty and was not. The school did make me a better driver and I had not moving violations until this one. If I am harassed again, I will do the by mail thing.
6 JANET JUBILEE // Apr 10, 2009 at 8:55 am

My rolling stop sign ticket was dropped, only because I chose to to the traffic school BEFORE I went to court. I still feel as though I lost because the school makes me look like I was guilty and was not. The school did make me a better driver and I had no moving violations until this one. If I am harassed again, I will do the by mail thing.
7 cat // Oct 14, 2009 at 4:19 pm

this website is a scam. I paid the $25 and never got access the the stuff I needed. That asshole is just pocketing money and not helping, don’t get scammed like i did!
8 Mark Arnott // Oct 26, 2009 at 9:30 pm

The Ticketassassin.com site is real and has some valuable resources but everything else is a scam. Bernard/Patrick Mulroy will never answer your emails and never offer any help of any kind and will send you endless messages demanding more money. Check him out at Ripoffreports.com

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